I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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