I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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