Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Mom said you looked used
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Your topless pictures make me question reality
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
