I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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