make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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