dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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