eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
All the doctor said was why
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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