Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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