He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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