they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
