carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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