Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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