Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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