I wish I only lived at night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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