Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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