So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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