Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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