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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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