let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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