Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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