it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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