oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
home. puking in laundry basket.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Blood and glitter go together right?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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