she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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