I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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