Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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