he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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