dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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