So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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