How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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