Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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