Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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