he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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