oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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