the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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