I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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