just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize