I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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