Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Randomize
