Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
