BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize