just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Randomize
