She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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