belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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