omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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