he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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