I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
smell my finger.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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