for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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