No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
sex in a hospital.. check
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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