question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
