idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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