PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She even gives head with a lisp.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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